Say what you will, so long as it's about me.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

reasonsmykidissmiling:

Submitted By: Jake and TracyLocation: Kansas, United States

Please excuse this non-crying but shamelessly adorable post.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

reasonsmykidissmiling:

Submitted By: Jake and Tracy
Location: Kansas, United States

Please excuse this non-crying but shamelessly adorable post.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

Lymph nodes are great for when you want to occasionally think that you have neck cancer.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

4yo (tries zucchini): “It doesn’t taste like fruit. It doesn’t taste like vegetables. It doesn’t taste good - but it’s not bad!”

Nailed it.

cadenzaaaa:

this is my favorite vine ever

(via batman1991)

circumcisions:

why doesn’t ellen give stuff away like oprah and call the segment ellen de generous like wtf

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funniestpicturesdaily:

Well, this is just bad news for everyone.

funniestpicturesdaily:

Well, this is just bad news for everyone.

(via nosherlockdasgay)

conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

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brokenpencilsharpener:

I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I’m wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that’s really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life

(Source: lost-and-so-not-found, via hocuspokeus)

It's Gonna Be May

gotpassports:

last day to reblog

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sherlock-the-dragon:

In which Spiderman becomes the Internet.

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