Say what you will, so long as it's about me.

Best beer I have ever had, ever. It legit tastes like I’m drinking pumpkin pie and I love it.

Best beer I have ever had, ever. It legit tastes like I’m drinking pumpkin pie and I love it.

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/SCREAM/ MY GRANDPA JUST MADE ME A REPLACEMENT COMPUTER CHARGER TO USE TILL THE NEW ONE GETS HERE

LOOK AT IT

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HE LITERALLY MADE MY COMPUTER A HEART/LIFE SUPPORT OUT OF A PILE OF SCRAPS MY GRANDPA IS TONY STARK

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rnessaging:

christmas is only one sleep away if you do it right

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forestprnce:

cat things

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steambot-timelord:

ashkenazi-autie:

eileenthequeen:

eileenthequeen:

So apparently in my sister’s class, there was a trans girl that had been on the cheerleading squad for a while. When she came out, the other girls on the squad made the agreement that whatever boy made fun of her would never get a date. And if you think that’s not the most metal girl alliance ever, you can sit down.

Wow, 500 notes

Girls protecting girls.

GIRLS PROTECTING GIRLS

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ac-mc98:

backseatdean:

What is it?

Going into cardiac arrest here…

Jo is pressing up against his crotch region, trying to squeeze through, so he says because he’s gonna cum in his pants.

No, not because he’s going to “cum in his pants” We (men) don’t just “get-off” like that but, we do get erections easier when we’re especially aroused which we get when we don’t “clean our pipes.”

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runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

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weloveshortvideos:

My 1 Year Old Beatboxing Niece

Vine by iLLyNoiiZe

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raideo:

spookyelric:

sphynx-prince:

yungcoochie:

bankston:

goodreasonnews:

amazingatheist:

I’m so glad to see the younger generation waking up to this hypocrisy. 

The homeowner at 22 one is killing me.

…………………….

This meme makes me so angry because it’s so on-target.

I am screaming

this isn’t even funny to me it just makes me want to find the nearest baby boomer and deck them in the mouth

I reblog this every time because it always re-ignites my anger.

I feel you sphynx-prince.  

I got shit like this from my dad all the time when I was out of work and I applied places online. I got a bunch of flack from him for not going out and “actually meeting the manager and shaking *HIS* hand.”

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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