Say what you will, so long as it's about me.

Starting my “Flick My Bic” lighter collection. #Whynot #Flickyourownbic

Starting my “Flick My Bic” lighter collection. #Whynot #Flickyourownbic

kaching:

If you’re going to ride a Segway, ride it like this

kaching:

If you’re going to ride a Segway, ride it like this

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boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line

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captn-bucky:

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time

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ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

The guy from “30 Days” did an episode on this and about how people feel about people having open carry depending on what part of the country they live in.

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stability:

So many songs to download so little motivation

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whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

Shut the fucj up.

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trolliweirdlyawesome:

Ride ‘em Catboy!

*deletes all internet browsers*

trolliweirdlyawesome:

Ride ‘em Catboy!

*deletes all internet browsers*

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

And acting surprised and fake giant smiles for pictures when really all you want to do is stuff your face because this is one of the very few times in a year when it is acceptable to do so.

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afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

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emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

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animalcrackhead:

Hilary duff what have you become

animalcrackhead:

Hilary duff what have you become

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